SPAM MAIL (The Son of Minos and Itone, Daughter of Lyctius)

ed. note: This was the text at the bottom of an email trying to sell me penis enlargement pills. I just added the line breaks. I am still worried as to how they learned I love Ancient Greeks and that I need a penis enlargement


He created his sister,
Nebele,
but he was jealous of her accomplishments
and said she was but a woman and therefore his property.

It is believed that she appears to a chosen follower
as a young maiden dressed in white,
telling him or her a prophecy that must be kept secret.

Nebele created all things except human beings.

(His weapon is a club he makes
by breaking off the limbs of trees,
which subsequently die.)

Bush leads in the polls.

The son of Minos and Itone, daughter of Lyctius.

It is believed
that she appears
to a chosen follower
as a young maiden
dressed in white,
telling him or her a prophecy
that must be kept
secret.

He and his brother kill their victims
pinning them down on their backs and
drilling into their bodies.

(He pretends to assist a mother with her baby and
then quickly runs off with the child
when the mother is not looking. )

John Kerry soundly beat the president in the debates sweepstakes,
watch Bush fall back on charm and personality.